Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Unlike a Kite X Doesn't Aim High: Half Way Along The Ride

For the first time in 5 weeks
Oh yeah how time flies
This is my 6th week with the company

My mom is asking me to go home
Instead of the dorm
Since the journey takes roughly
the same duration

Cheers
Cheers
Cheers

I am more than half way through
If you see the 9 weeks
Like a roller coaster ride
Means I have already hit the peak
Now it's the time
To take it slow
In enjoying the ride
Till the day of completion

And this Fri is another public holiday
Last Thursday was one
Yesterday was another

Oh man
But of course
Owing to the PHs
I have to work like a dog
During the 3 days week

And what I did during the long weekend
Is properly sleeping napping loitering dreaming on the bed
Like no tomorrow

Feb is good
2 days off for Lunar New Year
And suddenly
It makes such great significance that
Feb has only got 28 days

P.s.
I know I sound like a lazy bump
Those that do nothing in the office

I am a not to say dedicated
But I am that kind who doesn't
Give any troubles to my boss
But can definitely help them to solve theirs

If there happens to be
Not too much problem
On that day
Well it rarely does occur
Then I will solve the current one in hands
Without the turbo acceleration mode

My colleague opposite
He has this quote
Which I have to clap my hands

Once he said
Wow u are hardworking
But your Boss is not in

Works go on, i told him
and he said: quite true
but at least she is not here to "disturb" you

I like the job
No my nose is not growing any longer
I wish it does sometimes
Flatness, chubbiness are
How it looks like now

It's the 5 hours traveling that kills
So in between dorm and home
I picks home
Since it's safer, way safer
And I need not worry about
What's there for dinner

Home is the slurrp haven
No matter what time
There's definitely something hot
from the stove
Ready to be served

Oh man
I hope mom is not cooking rice today

I have this white rice phobia
Fried rice / flavored rice is fine
So badly that
Since the noodle queue is long
And the Indian breads are not ready baked

I had waffle for lunch today
Yum yum
Blueberry X Apple..
With the real fruit bits

Waffles for lunch
Add caption

Thursday, January 24, 2013

簡單 X 的不安: 喜歡

女孩現在才發現
幸福原來可以那麼簡單
只不過是專心想著喜歡的男孩
想著他喜歡吃甚麼
不喜歡吃甚麼

想著兩個人可以共度
無數個生日及紀念日
想著自己可以為男孩做些甚麼

女孩的心
就幸福得疼了起來
但為甚麼會疼呢
疼痛裡隱隱有著不安
愛情難道不會捉弄人嗎

女孩擔心著
光明的背面是隱伏著黑暗
越是美麗的事物
背面總是有著怪物追趕

但即使如此
女孩很清楚
這份幸福是男孩給她的

她下了個決定
不論是男孩本身
或者是男孩所熱愛的一切
女孩都要好好守護

<我在墾丁*天氣晴 chapter 16>

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Collegiate X Curiosity: Spring Edmission

been wanting to post

but did not manage to gather much

I mean there are loads out there

but I don’t seem to have enough time to

dig em’all up

it updated from time to time once I found more

 

here are some from

adidas NEO Label

Lee: Curiousity Knows No Limit

Head & Shoulders

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Mag

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totally different look

of the other end

coming soon in a new movie

The Contract 分手合約

 

well I am allowed to love both right

and of course those behind the scenes

The Contract 分手合約 Eddie Peng

 

and those found on Instagram

by stalking his sister’s account

cama cafe

 

goodness

Tuesday, January 22, 2013

麻忙 X 煩fun:笨人說的秘密

壓力很大和最近很忙

是兩碼事

 

很忙不一定代表壓力很大

壓力很大也未必是最忙的時候

 

很忙會使人變瘦

因為會忙得沒時間吃東西

 

壓力很大

也會使人變瘦

因為壓力大得把胃口都壓下

 

但如果你同時

很忙又壓力特別大的時候

很有可能會變胖

 

數學所講的

-ve -ve = +ve

負負得正

 

此話怎講

 

因為很忙 所以沒時間好好坐下來吃東西

因為壓力很大 所以對食物沒太感興趣

結果

 

結果 一停下來的時候

就會把食物亂亂塞進肚子裡

食不知味

明明吃過了卻沒有太大的飽足感

 

然後

然後肚子一旦有空位

就再繼續塞嘛

腦袋放空的時候

感覺最好

 

另外一個極端

既沒壓力又閒著的

下場 no I mean 收獲

也一樣 就是

變胖

 

很閒嘛

吃東西可以消磨時間

配電視配小說 好不開胃

 

沒壓力

腦袋釋放飢餓信息特別快

雙管齊下

Perfect treat

 

所以

最好的配套是

有少許忙碌

但沒有太大的壓力

 

如果時間不能掌控

已經賣給敬仰的僱主

已經當給那該死的交通

 

畢竟心情

多多少少

還是能讓自己在操控

 

例如

我開始習慣在

等候與乘座公車的時候

起稿寫文字

乘站公車時

大可以想個標題

或捕捉下個主題

 

或者慢慢消化

方大同這麼能把

歌唱得這麼好聽

 

哈 結果都過了大半個月

除了好聽

我暫時還沒悟出甚麼結論

可能好聽 就好聽嘛

根本沒有甚麼結論

 

這樣可好?

 

啊 肚子又開始餓了

是壓力餓還是忙碌餓

 

不管了

今天好像有夜市

明天再想吧

反正。。

 

哎呀反正

工作這麼辛苦幹嘛

晚餐也要節食的話

就太沒人道了

 

不說了

公車到

又是當守門員的時候

 

但也還好

可以繼續看門

繼續寫啊

gatekeeper on the bus, as always

 

告訴你

我發現好幾個司機叔叔

開巴士的時候

也不很專心

 

我眼前這個 好現在傳短信

我還看過上面書的

玩小遊戲的

佩服佩服

 

但既然你能在電腦螢幕下

放一台平板一個手機

偶爾再添對耳機

藏著一個 兩個村莊

在耕種新鮮蔬果蔬菜

和姐妹在瓦斯討論你老闆的是非

 

所以司機玩手機

大概沒有很大的職業道德爭議

不鬧出人命就okay 了

 

有些乘客上車不用卡

付現金

我也研究到

司機叔叔們

個別的A錢技巧

見證奇蹟的時刻

Magic

 

這點我可不能平起平坐了

我可沒有濫用過公司半點資源

而且還早到遲退

不過幫我上司做的那些私事

算不算呢

哈。。好像不止一項喔

 

不過“也”(沒有性別歧視的他或她)

在公司的地位這麼重要

我說真的

我為“也”半些私人事

這樣也就能為公司

多點效勞

 

好壯觀的車龍

過年嘛

紅彤彤的車燈

張燈結綵是應該的

這樣的話

我的日歷全年都是農歷新年

也不錯

 

頓時

我發現

真的我變開朗了

 

以前 一寫起中文

都是發洩 不然就是亂七八糟的情緒

總稱為EMO

 

此時此刻

我竟然能把

自己快樂建在自己的痛苦上

 

出神入化了

 

人必自愛

然後人愛之

 

From piss to peace

is what I can do at least

 

逛了一趟夜市出來

頭髮熏得像

下了熱鍋過油的味道

結果我買了五棵玉米

fresh corn

 

好想把鞋脫了 再弄個摔襪子

好想把臉洗過一遍再弄個磨砂

痘痘和痘疤能磨走最好不過

 

好想把冰箱裡的牛奶一口氣喝完

我今天才確認原來牛奶對胃痛不好

我一直都以為溫和的牛奶

最適合平衡胃酸

 

好想舒舒服服地攤在

凌亂得快沒有地方睡覺的小床上

聽娃娃很認真講笑話

 

然後在DJ Dennis

播到哪一首歌

我也不記得的時候

已經是隔天五點鐘

該起床了

Thursday, January 17, 2013

Look X If Life's Book: I Must Be The Emo Crook

Doing flight arrangement for boss

Is part and parcel of a secretary's job

No doubt about that

 

Looking at the price they are booking at

flying to East Malaysia

2 days 1 night business trip

 

Oh my

That is the kind of price

I would expect myself paying

For the flight ticket

Of a week of vacation abroad

With the low cost airline

 

Life is

 

Surveying buffet dinner

For your boss

During lunar new year

Is well more of the job of a PA

Yup that's me too

 

Oh my

the price per pax

And they always come with this +++ sign

 

It Is like the price

I would rather pay

For a pair of low cost flight ticket

Booked frenziedly during the midnight rush for a

short distance vacation abroad

Feasting on local delies

From roadside stall

 

Well life is

 

That's why

My dear street child

You will never ever become a boss

 

Someone who only asks for

going home at 6 everyday

6:00+++ is a no no

 

Someone who only asks for

The buses to stay good

So that she can reach home

And to the maximum

does one thing

That she enjoys doing

 

Someone who is so accustomed to the jam that

She actually asks for

A heavier traffic jam

So that she can catch a longer nap

In the bus

 

Someone who asks for the cars

to go slow with her mere hand

So that she can cross the road safely

To catch her next bus

 

How stupid to have laughed at

People who risk their life running across

The road, being oblivious to the

Fly over pedestrian bridge

Now that I am one of these

Ignorant risk taker

 

Someone who constantly asks for

more public holidays

best if it falls on a Monday or Friday

 

Someone who asks for

More cookies.crackers.cereal to

go on promotion

So that she can continuously stock up

And non stop munching

 

Someone who asks for

The rain to stop by 6

Because she always brings umbrella on a wrong day

 

Someone who asks for

A good night sleep

In order to wake up sharp at 5 am

 

Someone who asks for works

To flood in on Mid of the week

And work exceptionally hard

On a Thursday afternoon

So that she can shout

Hands off, My Friday is mine

 

Someone who asks for

The neighbors' dog, contractors,

Visiting relatives, babies

Whatever they have with them

To switch on their silent mode

So that she can sleeps her head off

On a nap of necessity

on a Saturday afternoon

 

Someone who asks for

A favour from the newspaper boy

Did not randomly throw the newspapers

And it landed on pool of water

Because Sunday is the only day

She could enjoy reading breakfast paper

 

And the Sunday Features

Whatever it's

Tourism food culture heritage movies music

Makes her feel pretty great

 

Someone who asks for

No visitor or no going out signboard

So that she can wears her favorite

Cartoon tank top and Nike shorts

All day long on weekend

 

someone who asks for a smooth day ahead

that’s all she is asking for

messy table after a day away

Wednesday, January 16, 2013